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Post by S7 Coolhand on Thu May 27, 2010 10:12 am


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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Sticky on Thu May 27, 2010 12:51 pm

lol win coolhand

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 DROOPY on Thu May 27, 2010 1:53 pm

thats awsome, good find my favorite part is the "reproduce as much as possible"

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Smack on Thu May 27, 2010 2:48 pm

DROOPYmcC00L wrote:thats awsome, good find my favorite part is the "reproduce as much as possible"
Like we don't already lol.

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Zero on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:58 am

Lol, as if they would believe some guy going on to the news to say "I made contact with aliens!". No matter how detailed or truthful you were, people would still think your just some crazy f#ck.

But hey, remember you don't need to see the little buggers get out of the craft. You can run off immediately cause nobody will believe a d@mn thing you say at all. Seriously, how would your friends and family react to you saying "I was 70 feet away from a flying saucer!"? Your family may believe you, but your friends won't...

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Interseptor on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:22 pm

Funny stuff but I think Zero's right. Doesn't matter what you do, no one will believe you. Unless the aliens drop you off in the middle of a major city and hold a press conference on your behalf, there is no way anyone is ever going to believe you. BTW - love that part of the aritcle lol. Ask the aliens to drop you off in a major city... Draw a picture... ROFL

Plus, no matter what you do, someone else is going to take the credit. Someone more powerful than you.

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Coolhand on Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:23 pm

Practice up on your Pictionary skills cause you need to draw a lot - stupid aliens.

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Interseptor on Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:49 pm

S7 Coolhand wrote:Practice up on your Pictionary skills cause you need to draw a lot - stupid aliens.

Yeah, what's up with that? These aliens are supposedly super advanced, well over 500+ years more advanced, have mastered space travel and probably observed us for a while before making contact but they can't speak English? I call BS. Hell even Sticky learned to speak English! At the very least that should have some sort of translation device!

This guy is worried about making a good impression for the human race but then wants you to draw a Triangle to show your intellectual superiority? Followed by other crude "cave man" type drawing... Ha! The aliens are gonna think we are a bunch of illiterate morons.

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Sticky on Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:53 pm

[quote="S7 Interseptor"]
S7 Coolhand wrote: Hell even Sticky learned to speak English! At the very least that should have some sort of translation device!

hey i might be an alien but i have my paper work!!!

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Smack on Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:58 pm

Lol thats a good one Zak.

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:13 pm

They forgot one important rule if you're the first human to make contact...RUN!
Because Aliens always want to do anal probes . Unless you're Sticky, then you're probably use to it (maybe even enjoy it )

LOL!!!!

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Sticky on Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:37 pm

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:They forgot one important rule if you're the first human to make contact...RUN!
Because Aliens always want to do anal probes . Unless you're Sticky, then you're probably use to it (maybe even enjoy it )

LOL!!!!

no homo no thank u

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by Atrum on Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:08 am

S7 Interseptor wrote:
S7 Coolhand wrote:Practice up on your Pictionary skills cause you need to draw a lot - stupid aliens.

Yeah, what's up with that? These aliens are supposedly super advanced, well over 500+ years more advanced, have mastered space travel and probably observed us for a while before making contact but they can't speak English? I call BS. Hell even Sticky learned to speak English! At the very least that should have some sort of translation device!

This guy is worried about making a good impression for the human race but then wants you to draw a Triangle to show your intellectual superiority? Followed by other crude "cave man" type drawing... Ha! The aliens are gonna think we are a bunch of illiterate morons.

500+ years??? If you are going along with evolution how many years more advanced than monkeys are we? And do we have translation devices for them?

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Coolhand on Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:32 am

Maybe they will put talk-collars on us like in Up.

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:36 pm

S7 Sticky wrote:
S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:They forgot one important rule if you're the first human to make contact...RUN!
Because Aliens always want to do anal probes . Unless you're Sticky, then you're probably use to it (maybe even enjoy it )

LOL!!!!

no homo no thank u

ROFLMAO!

S7 Coolhand wrote:Maybe they will put talk-collars on us like in Up.

So we're going to be their pets now?

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Re: If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

Post by S7 Coolhand on Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:32 pm

Better than being their soylent green or something.

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