D3 DEBUNKING THE COWSPIRACY

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D3 DEBUNKING THE COWSPIRACY

Post by S7 Sticky on Thu May 14, 2015 4:40 pm

looks like mybe something might be going on starting tomorrow marking the anniversary of d3 release

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Citizens of Sanctuary,
We've recently herd rumors of an invasion. Not one of a demonic nature, mind you, for those we are quite accustomed to. No, these rumors allege that townships throughout Khanduras are being overrun by bipedal, bardiche-bearing bovine who are luring weary adventurers to the proverbial slaughter through moosterious orange portals.
Many of you have expressed fear. Some have asked if you should moov your families. To this we say: Hold fast. There is no cause for alarm. We've seen the so-called "evidence" being pastured around local inns and, after thoroughly investigating all reported sightings, can cowfindently state that this is nothing more than a clever hoax.
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On the left is the "imaginative" artist rendition of the threat.
On the right is the truth of the matter and what we actually found after proper inspection.
There are no homicidal heifers. There is no invasion. And, more specifically, there is no cow level. Anyone who claims otherwise is full of bull and simply milking this terrible prank for all that it's worth.
That said, while the idea of some sort of "cowpocalypse" (as one terrified farmer has taken to calling this) is udderly ridiculous, it is worth noting that one can never be too careful. And so, after consulting with our local Horadrim chapter, we have elected to issue an advisory.
Effective immediately, we encourage all residents of Sanctuary to steer clear of the wilds. From dawn on May 15 to dusk on May 21, it is also recommended that you avoid entering any strange portals that may or may not lead to alternate planes of existence. This activity cud be potentially hazardous to your health and, in the opinion of this humble civil servant, is a veally bad idea in general.
In the meantime, we urge you all to stay calm and remember that cows don't kill people. Everything ELSE in Sanctuary kills people.
Thank you,

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Re: D3 DEBUNKING THE COWSPIRACY

Post by S7 Plague on Thu May 14, 2015 5:24 pm

Man I want to get this on pc so bad

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Post by S7 mrmiller on Thu May 14, 2015 6:27 pm

Hummm.. I wonder if there will be anything on Xbox. I shall be playing just in case.


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Post by S7 Sticky on Fri May 15, 2015 11:23 am

well sh1t   found what the buff is

Golden cow runs around like a goblin not going to spoil the rest

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Post by S7 Sticky on Fri May 15, 2015 2:14 pm

i found it ! and recorded it as well so yeah if you want to be surprised dont click it





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Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Fri May 15, 2015 2:53 pm

That was pretty insane!

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Post by S7 mrmiller on Sat May 16, 2015 2:49 am

It took me forever but I finally found one. Is there any place/way these are supposed to spawn?


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Post by S7 Skandelous on Sat May 16, 2015 5:27 am

i found one and my game crashed, havn't found another :/

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Post by S7 Sticky on Sat May 16, 2015 11:35 am

S7 mrmiller wrote:It took me forever but I finally found one. Is there any place/way these are supposed to spawn?


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hope its all just random so all i did was do bounty runs till i came across one

my video had 730 views in under 24 hours XD

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Post by S7 mrmiller on Sat May 16, 2015 1:43 pm

I found mine doing bounty runs too. I did about 15 of them- all act I, all act 2, and most of the way through act 3 before I found it.


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Post by S7 mrmiller on Sat May 16, 2015 4:24 pm

Started today to run act 3 bounties, and as soon as I teleported found the cow. About 15 seconds into the game today!
I had to record that one.


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