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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 Interseptor on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:46 pm

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
S7 Interseptor wrote:
S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
S7 Interseptor wrote:
S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:It wasn't this complicated to tune my real cars...Jeez!

You could always pay me like you do your mechanic. Then it would be just as easy. Wink
Present setup: Bama extreme performance 93 octane racing tune w/ ZEX Wet Injected Nitrous
Got the skills and equipment in your basement to tune this beast?

No, but I have the skills and tools in Forza. That is what I was referring to. Pay me to tune your Forza cars, if it is too complicated.
LOL, oh...Rolling Eyes
pay you like I did for the trivia post.

No pay me like you pay your 'real' mechanic LOL. Then it will just as 'easy' and real life.

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:31 pm

Let's say I gift you a ride, you test, tune and give back. If I like what you did I let you tune the others at set cost (you set the price).

Now, I have to be careful because you will be the competition if I come to the tourney. Who's to say you won't leave a little horsepower on the dyno to ensure yourself a victory?

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 Interseptor on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:42 pm

I don't even know how to reply to that. First, you will never show up to a tourney so that is a moot point. Second, I have no direct competition (except of course Wiggles) so that is also a moot point. And third, my skills are too l33t to give away even the first job for free.

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by Atrum on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:49 pm

Interseptor is obviously a far and away better driver than everyone (except Wiggles obviously).
That being said Apex and myself, logically, must be far superior tuners to him to even come close to him in a race.

I charge 1,000,000 credits for F class, 2,000,000 for E class, +1,000,000 for each class up. Laughing

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 Interseptor on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:56 pm

AtrumX wrote:Interseptor is obviously a far and away better driver than everyone (except Wiggles obviously).
That being said Apex and myself, logically, must be far superior tuners to him to even come close to him in a race.

I charge 1,000,000 credits for F class, 2,000,000 for E class, +1,000,000 for each class up. Laughing

BS! Don't listen to him Klown. It's all lies! Everyone knows I win every race, every time and no one is ever anywhere close (except Wiggles naturally).

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:09 pm

S7 Interseptor wrote:I don't even know how to reply to that. First, you will never show up to a tourney so that is a moot point. Second, I have no direct competition (except of course Wiggles) so that is also a moot point. And third, my skills are too l33t to give away even the first job for free.
Even Starbucks and Ben & Jerry's started out with free samples!! I can't just take your word that you have l33t tuning skills.
You gotta make the customer want the service you provide in order to charge the customer what you want.

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 Interseptor on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:18 pm

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
S7 Interseptor wrote:I don't even know how to reply to that. First, you will never show up to a tourney so that is a moot point. Second, I have no direct competition (except of course Wiggles) so that is also a moot point. And third, my skills are too l33t to give away even the first job for free.
Even Starbucks and Ben & Jerry's started out with free samples!! I can't just take your word that you have l33t tuning skills.
You gotta make the customer want the service you provide in order to charge the customer what you want.

Try that line at your local Ferrari dealership and let me know how that works out for you. This is a premium service. Maybe you should talk to Atrum afterall. He may be more in your price range.

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by Atrum on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:24 pm

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Try that line at your local Ferrari dealership and let me know how that works out for you. This is a premium service. Maybe you should talk to Atrum afterall. He may be more in your price range.

I think someone was just lucky I kept starting at the back half of the pack. Cool
Not surprising when the starting grid is set to "Interseptor first, random for the rest"

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:25 pm

S7 Interseptor wrote:
S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
S7 Interseptor wrote:I don't even know how to reply to that. First, you will never show up to a tourney so that is a moot point. Second, I have no direct competition (except of course Wiggles) so that is also a moot point. And third, my skills are too l33t to give away even the first job for free.
Even Starbucks and Ben & Jerry's started out with free samples!! I can't just take your word that you have l33t tuning skills.
You gotta make the customer want the service you provide in order to charge the customer what you want.

Try that line at your local Ferrari dealership and let me know how that works out for you. This is a premium service. Maybe you should talk to Atrum afterall. He may be more in your price range.

LOL...the cheap end of the oil change/lube spectrum huh? dirty overalls and a spit can. Embarassed

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 Interseptor on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:28 pm

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:LOL...the cheap end of the oil change/lube spectrum huh? dirty overalls and a spit can. Embarassed

That pretty much describes Atrum to the tee. He's your man.

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by Atrum on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:42 pm

Har har... I'll burn your house down!

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Re: Ultimate Tuning Thread!

Post by S7 K1ll3rKlown on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:58 pm

AtrumX wrote:Har har... I'll burn your house down!

Easy Bubba! Go easy man.

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