I'm quitting every game for this

http://progressquest.com/

Just select Play, and play game. You can play in your browser.

Prumkroun
Level 3 Half Halfing, Puma Burglar
Just got a -2 Fender for my new shield. Pretty excited.

(PS: Can't minimize your browser or it pauses, closing the browser ends that game... forever)
(PPS: You can make guilds. Might have to start an S7 one for leaderboards)

I am...

Nezwhuck the Half Halfling Mage Illusioner.

I downloaded the client so I can save anytime, lol. I'm gonna run this thing 24/7 on my home PC just to see how high I can get!

Good call, I didn't realize the downloadable version allowed saves...

New character:
Trigmun
Level 2 Panda Man Birdrider
Best spell... Sadness lvl 1

Nerdling McGrinder

Crested Dwarf

Bastard Lunatic

We have a guild now.

In game hit 'ctrl + g'
Type "Sacred Seven"

I'll have to play around with this tomorrow on my day off. Sounds like whatever it is it is entertaining.

I killed a Kobold... and its penis is in my inventory :\

Xpert2010 wrote:I killed a Kobold... and its penis is in my inventory :\

Do you really wanna be bragging about carrying around a little, hairy penis?

S7 SockPuppet wrote:

Xpert2010 wrote:I killed a Kobold... and its penis is in my inventory :\

Do you really wanna be bragging about carrying around a little, hairy penis?

by the looks of the frowny face he may be upset it wasnt a big one. (not unlike the penis on "Your Highness" lol)

so the point of this game is to do nothing... how exciting

Xpert2010 wrote:so the point of this game is to do nothing... how exciting

Hey, my character is working VERY hard at home this very moment!

It's true. Trugman just hit level 26 and I'm proud of him.

PS: It's a parody on MMOs. Surprisingly fun to check in on.

I must admit that watching those progress bars go at it is more fun than playing WoW.

I hit LvL 29. Got myself a +9 Custom Cambric Pavice.

Bruzpraeb the Double Wookiee Voodoo Princess on the Pemptus MP server.

Currently I am placating the Girl Scouts and using my seasickness spell. Hooray!

Spoltog:
Trigmun
Level 30 Panda Man Birdrider - Act III
Best Stat: Slime Finger XII
Best Item: -1 Plasma Sollerets

Nezwhuck
Level 30 Half Halfling Mage Illusioner - Act III
Best Stat: Slime Finger XV
Best Item: +10 Gilded ABS Greaves

Oobag: No Members

Pemptus:
Whonrem
Level 6 Half Man Ur-Paladin - Act I
Best Stat: Hastiness V
Best Item: Flannel Brassairts

Bruzpraeb
Level 4 Double Wookiee Voodoo Princess - Act I
Best Stat: Sadness II
Best Item: +1 Macrame Gambeson

AtrumX wrote:
Nezwhuck
Level 30 Half Halfling Mage Illusioner - Act III
Best Stat: Slime Finger XV
Best Item: +10 Gilded ABS Greaves

Fear the Slime Finger!!!

In an interesting predicament
Trigmun (AtrumX) currently ranks in at 28,077 on the leaderboards. Right behind him is our very own Nezwhuch (Husker) at 28,078.

It will be interesting to see whose stats let them stay out gathering experience longer!