Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

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Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

Post by DeadSockPuppet on Mon May 30, 2011 5:39 pm

I know this is a little dated, but I still thought this conversation was worth sharing. My wife and I were discussing the Zombie Apocalypse and had a conversation that went something like this:

Wife: If there was a Zombie Apocalypse and I was bitten and turned into a zombie, could you shoot me?
Me: Nah, I'd chain you to the recliner so that we could still play video games together like the guys in Shawn of the Dead
Wife: Oh (smiles)
Me: Why, could you?
Wife: Yup, I'd shoot you in the leg, cuz then we'd have a crawler.

What can you say to that?

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

Post by S7 wonky on Mon May 30, 2011 5:55 pm

"Wife: Yup, I'd shoot you in the leg, cuz then we'd have a crawler"

win

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

Post by S7 Interseptor on Mon May 30, 2011 5:56 pm

d@mn! No wonder you married her. She's a keeper.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

Post by S7 wonky on Mon May 30, 2011 6:00 pm

srsly! she knows whats good

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

Post by S7 Panzer on Mon May 30, 2011 8:50 pm

then you could say " but I'm a fast crawler"

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