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Post by S7 Sticky on Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:32 pm

so went out for a early morning drive (off road )
came across the boarder patrol stuck in the sand in there H1 asked them if they needed help to get out .. they said and i quote

that truck does not have the balls to get this thing out of the sand we called in another unit to pull us out

keep in mind i have a 01 Cummins diesel thats a turbocharged, 5.9L .. so i said ok ill just stay just in case you need this no balls truck .

other unit shows up and it a freakin\' jeep !!! long story short both of them got stuck and my no balls cummins pulled both of them out with out even making a bit of effort just put her in low range and done

poor boarder patrol they dont know sh1t when it comes to off roading
and no this time i did not almost shoot them (all the guns were at home =(......)

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Post by Atrum on Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:34 pm

Lol that's hilarious. The border (Canadian) by my house has probably 6 employees and atleast 50 vehicles. It's ridiculous.

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Post by S7 Sticky on Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:36 pm

AtrumX wrote:Lol that's hilarious. The border (Canadian) by my house has probably 6 employees and atleast 50 vehicles. It's ridiculous.

well at least they dont have to fix there vehicles it just brakes and they grab another set of keys like nothing happened

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Post by Animefrk122 on Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:52 pm

ROFLMAO EPIC FAIL!!!!! and EPIC WIN Stickey!!!!

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Post by S7 Glock on Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:36 pm

Joshua Jordan,

Due to you heroic efforts above and beyond the call of duty as a civilian for you assistance with the US Border Patrol. As a Federal Law Enforcement officer, it is with great honor I would like to bestow upon you:



Congratulations and keep up the good work.

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Post by S7 DROOPY on Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:28 pm

Lol at both sticky and glock thats good stuff! Oh and hey Sticky did ya rescue are Beaner brother tico!

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Post by S7 Sticky on Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:51 am

@ glock thank you so much i am going to print it out and hang it on my wall!!!!

@droopy na as soon as they got stuck tico took off running scream IM FREE IM FREEEEEEEE

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Post by S7 Epic on Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:01 pm

We all know Tico didn't cross the border...he sailed around it on a giant sombrero with his 30 mustachioed brothers and sisters.

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Post by S7 Sticky on Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:10 pm

S7 Epic wrote:We all know Tico didn't cross the border...he sailed around it on a giant sombrero with his 30 mustachioed brothers and sisters.

win

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Post by S7 Nate on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:34 am

motherfkers... i FLEW into the US... I can prove it!

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Post by S7 mrmiller on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:02 am

Yea, he still has the Hot Air balloon pieced together from a carnival tent, Mexican flag, and Jarrito banner for the proof!

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Post by S7 Coolhand on Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:04 am

lmao good thread

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Post by S7 R0LLING THUND3R on Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:35 pm

S7 Tico wrote:@#$&... i FLEW into the US... I can prove it!

Here's the Proof!


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Post by S7 Sticky on Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:50 pm

lol thunder win..

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Post by Animefrk122 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:08 pm

S7 Tico wrote:motherfkers... i FLEW into the US... I can prove it!

Slingshots and ballons do not count!!!

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Post by S7 Sticky on Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:16 pm

got a call today from a boarder patrol cpt. thanking me for helping his men out .. wow is all

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Post by S7 DROOPY on Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:30 pm

GOOD job, it's cool when people actually thank you for do n something for them

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Post by S7 OC on Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:32 pm

wow surprised you actually got a thanks

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Post by S7 Glock on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:28 pm

Did you tell him about the commendation you received?

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Post by S7 Epic on Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:46 am

LOL

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