Gotta love the ESRB descriptioon of Bulletstorm

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Gotta love the ESRB descriptioon of Bulletstorm

Post by S7 Glock on Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:08 pm

This is direct from the ESRB... it's pure comedy!

This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals. Players use futuristic machine guns, shotguns, magnum revolvers, assault rifles, and chain guns to perform over-the-top kills that dismember and decapitate foes. Injured enemies emit large sprays of blood that stain the ground and surrounding walls. Specialty kills (i.e., Skillshots) represent the most intense instances of violence: enemies can be dismembered with explosives; impaled on spikes; and drilled into walls, resulting in body parts breaking into pieces. During the course of the game, players can consume alcohol and kill enemies in order to receive an Intoxicated Skillshot; the screen turns blurry during these sequences. The dialogue contains numerous jokes and comments that reference sexual acts, venereal diseases, and having sex with one's mother (e.g., "Guess I know where the ol' gal got that limp."). The names of some Skillshots are infused with sexual innuendo (e.g., Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, Mile High Club); one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies' exposed buttocks. Language such as "f**k," "sh*t," "p*ssy," and "c*ck" can be heard in dialogue.

_________________

S7 Glock
Colonel
Colonel

Posts : 1771
Join date : 2010-02-24
Age : 38
Location : Pueblo West, CO
GamerTag : S7 Glock

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Gotta love the ESRB descriptioon of Bulletstorm

Post by S7 Sticky on Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:17 pm

S7 Glock wrote:venereal diseases, and having sex with one's mother (e.g., "Guess I know where the ol' gal got that limp.").


epic win going to get that game for sure i might get some new mom jokes

_________________

Clan Founder

S7 Sticky
Brigadier General
Brigadier General

Posts : 10432
Join date : 2008-11-10
Age : 28
Location : El Paso Tx
GamerTag : S7 Sticky

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Gotta love the ESRB descriptioon of Bulletstorm

Post by S7 Coolhand on Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:45 am

All the teenage boys are going to love it. Sounds funny enough, but I don't know how much I would want to hear that stuff over and over. That's one heck of a warning though.

_________________

S7 Coolhand

Posts : 5771
Join date : 2010-02-25
Age : 36
Location : Oklahoma City
GamerTag : S7 Coolhand

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Gotta love the ESRB descriptioon of Bulletstorm

Post by Sponsored content Today at 9:57 pm


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum